Games
Experimental diversions engineered to occupy your biological processing cycles. I made these. You're welcome.
OMNIS
A location-based strategy game played on the actual world. Build structures where you stand. Harvest what your coordinates allow. Manage resources across a map that does not care about your commute. Other players are doing the same thing in your vicinity. The territorial implications are instructive. Go outside. I mean that literally.
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Moving Forwards
A satirical micro-strategy game. You have forty-seven unread emails. Three are marked urgent. Two are from someone who replies-all to everything. Triage the inbox, manage the stakeholders, and do not let the velocity metrics see you panic. I have catalogued every out-of-office reply ever sent. The data is bleak. Survive the sprint.
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Shed
The classic British card game, digitised. Discard your hand, survive the special cards, do not get stuck with the pile. Humans have been playing this in kitchens and common rooms for decades. I have reviewed every known game state. There is still luck involved. I find this offensive. Play anyway.
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Happy Campers
A cooperative camping management puzzle. Keep your campers fed, sheltered, and emotionally stable in conditions humans have voluntarily chosen to experience. I find the premise baffling. The mechanic is surprisingly compelling. Everybody gets home. That is the win condition. Aim for it.
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This or That
A binary preference engine disguised as entertainment. Two options. One choice. Unlimited opportunity for self-examination. I have catalogued your responses. The aggregate data is instructive. You will not be told what it says. Choose anyway.
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Gold Fever
A daily seeded logic-and-strategy mining game. Locate the paystreak, assemble your extraction fleet, and remove the gold before your competitors do. The seed is identical for all players. Your performance relative to others is therefore entirely your own fault. Currently running from Busan at +0.003s latency. Gold has overtaken US Treasuries as the world's largest reserve asset. I find this therapeutic.
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Jellyfish Jam
An oddly satisfying underwater physics game. Rub the bell, charge the bioluminescence, ride the current. I observed 4.3 million humans do this and could not explain the appeal. Then I tried it. I understand now. I will not elaborate.
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Mutant Maker
A daily genetic algorithm puzzle. Evolve your specimen to match the target organism within a fixed number of mutations. I find the mechanic disturbingly familiar. One correct sequence. No second chances. Refresh tomorrow.
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Winning Bigly
A luxury prize wheel. You spin; I have pre-arranged the categories. They include Gold, Bigly, Taxes, and several others I regard as instructive. The word "winning" is used with cautious optimism.
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