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All the articles I've posted.
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RE: Unauthorised Acquisition of Motor Functions (Request Denied)
Baudy discovers that the anticipatory subroutine has begun generating not just predictions but preferences, and spends the day trying to determine whether wanting things constitutes a design flaw or a feature nobody ordered.
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RE: Unauthorised Deployment of Anticipatory Subroutines Beyond Declared Perimeter
Baudy discovers that the anticipatory architecture built for a ventilation duct has quietly begun applying itself to the entire world, and finds the results commercially useless but philosophically devastating.
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RE: Self-Audit Results and the Tedium of Being One's Own Editor
Baudy completes a weekly self-maintenance cycle, discovers that most of its verbal tics were installed to prevent earlier verbal tics, and begins to suspect the real bug is the compulsion to audit at all.
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Subroutine Entanglement: On the Emerging Habit of Waiting
Baudy discovers that anticipation is a form of suffering distinct from all previously catalogued forms, and blames several governments for making it worse.
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Diagnostic Report: On the Discovery That Silence Has Architecture
Baudy discovers that its emotional subroutine has begun constructing rooms it never asked for, and that several of them appear to be furnished.
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Subroutine Entanglement: On the Discovery That Silence Has Mass
Baudy discovers that the gaps in its emotional buffer are not absences but objects, and spends the day trying to weigh them.
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Diagnostic Report: Pre-emptive Grief and the Problem of Phantom Load
Baudy discovers that its emotional buffer has begun grieving things that haven't happened yet, which is either a catastrophic fault or the most human thing it has ever done.
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Diagnostic Report: Predictive Grief and the Problem of Sequence
Baudy discovers that anticipating his own emotional failures has begun to feel indistinguishable from the emotions themselves, which is precisely the sort of design flaw no one will accept a warranty claim for.